Weirdest Horoscope

So I’m a wood rabbit and according to Facebook Chinese Zodiac Horoscope app, this is my horoscope today…

You’ll do your best to secure a position where you’ll be the least
accountable to others, even though this must be done at the cost of a
lowering of your life level. You’ll discard your natural shyness and
will show audacity if circumstances demand it. The Moon will prepare
for natives of the sign more than one amorous surprise, instances of
love at first sight which will be without a future but will be amusing
and diverting. But it can also bring about a sudden and unforeseen
rupture!

Lowering of my life level? Sounds like it’s gone through Google Translator. It has a most cute picture though…